Conversation at Bar

Lady: – Do you Drink beer?

Man: – Yes

Lady: – How much a day?

Man: – Three 6 bottles

Lady: – How much per 6 bottles?

Man: – about $10.00

Lady: – And how long have you been drinking?

Man: – 15 years

Lady: – So 6 bottles costs $10.00 and you have 6 bottles a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

Man: – Sounds about right.

Lady: – If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: – Correct

Lady: – Do you know that if you hadn’t drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: – Do you drink?

Lady: – No

Man: – So, where’s your fucking Ferrari

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