Lady: – Do you Drink beer?
Man: – Yes
Lady: – How much a day?
Man: – Three 6 bottles
Lady: – How much per 6 bottles?
Man: – about $10.00
Lady: – And how long have you been drinking?
Man: – 15 years
Lady: – So 6 bottles costs $10.00 and you have 6 bottles a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: – Sounds about right.
Lady: – If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: – Correct
Lady: – Do you know that if you hadn’t drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: – Do you drink?
Lady: – No
Man: – So, where’s your fucking Ferrari